Absolutely Not For Children!

If you drop by here occasionally, I apologize. I went through several phases, the most extreme being to give up these reviews(?) altogether. I have decided to take the middle road and just update this blog when the feeling hits me. I really need to get motivated and past the thoughts of not being a good writer. I will use this as practice more than anything else. It will remain a place to put my thoughts on the few hentai titles that I have seen.

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OK, so I haven't posted here in quit some time. I can honestly tell you that there are two factors in this. 1) I can't write for squat. I know my limitations, and as an aspiring writer, I have a long way to go!. 2) I have lost interest. I haven't been into hentai as much as before, I don't know maybe it was a phase...no, I used hentai as a crutch when I should have been dwelling on the aesthetics of it, not the pleasure factor. But what is it for anyway? Well, I've lost interest is all.

Catch me later maybe, if you happen to visit here....

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Huanted by the memory of his ideal woman, Masahiko is determined not to lose his virginity until he finds her again. Too bad his memory sucks and he can’t remember who it is.

While Masahiko is dreaming of his mystery woman, he may not have a choice in waiting for her much longer! It seems like everyone wants a piece of him lately. His sex starved boss is looking for a little action while her husband is out of town. At home, a very buxom childhood friend moves in and leaves him drooling. At college, he’s become the target of both his professor and a sly sexy student stalker who manages to pop up in the most unusual places!

To top everything off, Asuka, one of his neighbors, is secretly harboring her own fantasies about him! With this amount of sexual frustration swirling around him, can he possibly manage to hold out for the girl of his dreams?

Wow, that blurb pretty much says it all! of course Masahiko must subscribe to the Clinton definition of what sex is because, well…you know. The one scene they missed, I think, besides a side job by his father is the encounter at the temple; man I love those miko outfits! The dub voices are a little off, but overall it is a great title. Unfortunately this one has those awful red penises…60 mins. 7/10.


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Enslaved by Filthy Fiends! The gorgeous, supernaturally powered Alicia has been kidnapped by demons, enslaved for their unspeakably perverted pleasures. Her only hope for survival: A team of busty barbarians known as the F-Force! Each fabulous fighting female has her own style and deadly weapon of choice, but all share a love of danger and excitement. And there will be plenty of both as they fight to rescue their comrade from the ravages of evil!



Well, that’s not entirely true. Take Ash who is the main protagonist and leader of the F-Force (he’s a guy) and they only go after Alicia because they were hired to do so! I love these cover blurbs; they are so off pace from the actual story which I found to be quite good. There is a bit of sex involved and a lot of ravaging by demons, but the story flows well threw the three 30 minute episodes. The character designs are decent and backgrounds are so-so for a fantasy setting. The demons want Alicia because she possesses a certain power. The story wraps up nicely at the end (but with some very odd twists); I recommend this title. 8/10.



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My apologies...

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Wataru is a guy next door. One day he saw a little innocent looking girl in his room. She asked Wataru if she could stay with him. She didn’t have anywhere to go. Because of her innocence she doesn’t know anything about men’s bodies and even her own. Wataru showed her his pet which is his cock. She loves his cock so much that she starts playing with it. Wataru cannot vhold his out anymore, so he has sex with her without telling her the truth. At the end he will unravel the truth about Harumi.

EDIT: 19 Mar 06 - I removed the picture because I thought it to be in bad taste (pardon the pun...)

Basically this title scared me. I am used to seeing scenes that go too far with torture and rape, but not with characters that look a bit too far on the young side. Wataru is not the guy next door, otherwise I had best go shoot my neighbor to prevent something like this from happening! Really, the whole fabricated girl by aliens thing does not justify the means to the end. Avoid this one if you aren’t into such things…2/10.

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I haven't been into hentai lately so I am slaking when it comes to this blog. Don't get me wrong; I have quite a few titles to review, it's just that my reviewing skills pretty much suck and I haven't gotten around to doing some more up.

I do think that I can rate a title pretty well for the average male hentai fan. I should let you know that I consider alot of hentai anime to be more that just 'porn'. Most (that I look for anyway) are well planned out and have a plot, where today's mainstream porn is just F&S. Some hentai even has character developement!!! Of course there are those titles that include tentacles and rape. Most of those should be avoided if overly done, but I have to admit, I rarely put any titles i pick up into the garbage bin.

Hopefully I will picj\k this back up soon. I have a couple new titles coming in the mail...

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Marine is a pretty young girl attending a swanky all-girl school. One day, she is beset by the fiendish Dr. Narutaki and transformed into a sleazy maiden. To regain her lost self, she must now do the unthinkable – have sex with 100 men and collect their sperm. However, she is beset by her rival, the sinister South Pole. She has vowed to stop Marine from achieving her goal at all costs. Who will be the ultimate winner and loser? We’ll just have to see who wants it more.



Marine is the consummate innocent and is thrust headlong into the ‘sleazy maiden’ role. Disparities from the tag blurb are that South Pole is merely a tool of Dr. Marilyn, Narutaki’s nubile yet deprived assistant seeking vengeance against the doctor. There are three 30 minute episodes, the first introduces the story line and the transformation of Marine. The second brings in the rival South Pole with Dr. Marilyn’s story and the third culminates in a contest between the two rivals.


The artwork is well done and the sex is graphic. There are open questions about the premise for the plot, but overall the story flows well. It certainly left room for more episodes in future. 7/10.


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